Today’s Position Of The Day is called Missionary Position.
This is the first position I invented. Before me, people used to have sex in all sorts of weird ways but I changed all that. It was really an accident how I did it and I dont want to tell you. Anyway, enough about my inventions. Let’s focus on this position. I’ve talked about it before so I don’t know what else to add. I guess I will have to attack this from a totally different angle.
So, what to say what to say..
If you have a great body (nice chest, six pack, big biceps) and want to show off to your woman, then this is the position you want to get into. Why? Because she will have a very good view of your body. In fact, most of your body will be on display.
I love how she just lifts her head up to look at the dick
Not only will she have a good view of your body, but she will also see your dick going in and out of her. Seems as if most women enjoy looking at the dick particularly when you’re doing slow long strokes. When it comes to long strokes, I like to push my dick deep in her and then slowly take all of it out and then plunge it back in. Long strokes always make the pussy really wet plus it starts farting (kusura). I know some of you guys don’t like it when the pussy farts but there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. As for me, that shit really turns me on. I love a noisy and soaking wet pussy. The way the dick slides in a slippery wet pussy is just so..eish..
In this position, I like to have my butt grabbed or rubbed. I want to feel her fingers grabbing onto my butt and I also want to be spanked. I want her to hold onto me, pull me and hug me really tight. I want her to pull my face towards hers so that she can give me lots of tongue kisses.
This is my favourite position and it’s also my ‘finishing’ position. I usually never start with missionary because I could easily end up cumming within seconds so I only save it for when I want to cum. Plus, when I cum, I like to cum on the pussy and leave it looking messy. Lol
I think this is all I can say today about Missionary. If you have tips, please drop them in the comments section for all to see. You might teach someone a trick or two. I’m out.
S to the Dizzo Du to the pree-zeh