Theresa And I: Part One of Two



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Theresa And A: Part One

Here we go again.

So, my flatmate’s girlfriend, Theresa, was possibly the sexiest woman I’d ever laid eyes on in recent memory. Eish, this feels so wrong writing it, but I honestly struggled to get Theresa off my mind since the day she and my flat mate met. My dick got hard each time I though about her. Its funny how good looking women always end up with ogres. I don’t get it.
So, after a few months of them two dating, Theresa moved into our flat. Honestly, this made the sexual tension I’d been experiencing a million times worse.

As the weeks went past, I wanted to move out. I didn’t wanna continue being a third wheel plus it was like I was living with a newly married couple who wanted their own space so I began to look for a new place to live. Immediately after I told them kuti I was looking for my own place, Theresa’s attitude towards me completely changed. She usually used to keep to herself, and when we spoke, she’d say just a few words to me . But suddenly she became a lot more talkative with me and began hanging out with me more. Its as if I had become her new best friend. And I wasn’t too sure but there was “something” about the way she looked at me sometimes that made me think she wanted to get fucked.

So just a few days ago, on Wednesday, there was a soccer match going on. I think it was Manchester United vs West Ham and it hadn’t kicked off. My flatmate was out of town. I’m not really sure where he had travelled to but it was definitely out of town. So, I decided to put Theresa through a test, just to make sure kuti I wasn’t getting to the wrong vibes. I kinda suspected she liked me but I needed to be 100%. That whole evening, I walked around the house in tight semi see through tight boxers to show off my dick and body. She played it cool and seemed unbothered. But I wasn’t easily fooled because I know that this is what women do. Women like to play cool on the outside but would be hyperventilating on the inside. I walked in front of the TV, complained about the picture quality and pretended to mess around with the HDMI cable. Actually, I just unplugged the cable out from the back of the TV and then the picture quality became even worse. I then unplugged the satellite box and then started fiddling around with it. All of this was an attempt to get her to see my body, and it worked like magic. It was seduction overdrive. I’d bend over the TV so she could look at my muscular butt, back, muscular thighs etc. I have a better body than her boyfriend so I knew she was going to be impressed. I noticed her taking a good long look at me because the light hitting the TV showed her reflection. My suspicions were confirmed and I knew that the time to unleash Sugar Dick Dupree The Great Gatsby had well and truly arrived.

Honestly, I kinda felt guilty for being attracted to my flatmate’s girlfriend, but only to a certain extent. But to be fair, I did technically meet her first…as they say, “first come first serve”.. so she was technically mine. You see, what happened is: My flatmate and I were at Nandos one day and when I had to go to the toilet, I literally bumped into Theresa on her way out of the toilet. She made eye contact with me and said “excuse me” before moving on. When I stepped back out into the food court, he was already sitting down next to her talking and laughing with her. Truth be told but I wanted her so bad that day and the desire never really left.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, at home about to watch the match. About 10 minutes before the match, I decided to take a quick shower because I felt kinda filthy from touching the dust that was being the TV, plus I was getting a bit too turned on and my dick was starting to get hard so I needed to cool it down. The shower had to be cold just to “remove the lust”.
Even under the cold shower, I was still turned on but it didn’t help. The only way I was going to be over it was to truly test her. To truly test her meant I’d have to do some heavy persuading if I was able to make the initial breakthrough. Her looking at me while I was trying to get the HDMI cables could’ve just been her looking at me because I was in the way of the TV.

My sole motivation for deciding to test her was the fact that I was going to be moving out of the house soon. If I tested her and it didn’t go well or she was ready to kill me, then all I’d have to do is move out quicker than expected. Yeah, I had all that figured out. That’s what I love about myself. I plan for the future. So with that in mind, I went to the bathroom, took a quick shower. The match was literally minutes away from kick-off so I needed to be super quick. I then stepped out and dried off. I wrapped a tiny towel around my waist and my plan was to quickly walk in the lounge just like that, pretending to be in panic mode and checking the scores. I opened the door, and guess what, she was standing right there!

“Have you finished in here?” she asked whilst grabbing her pussy. “Because I need to pee”.
“yaah, I’ve finished. It’s all yours”, I told her. I stepped out and she stepped in. As I stepped out, she deliberately brushed her body past mine, and I could tell that she SURELY wanted something. I swear down, her boobs “touched” my bicep.

Anyway, whilst in my room putting on baby oil (I don’t use anything else), I thought about how hot it would be to fuck her on the couch, nice, slow and deep…pushing my thick dick deep in her..with her face on top of her.

She looked like the type that enjoyed being dominated, manhandled and roughed up saka the thought of me totally dominating her turned me on..

Watch out for part two…





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So, she was at my house and we were in my bedroom just lying on the bed cuddling, talking about sweet nothings, play fighting, kissing and all that jazz. Then her mobile phone rings. I picked it off the side board, handed it to her and it was a her boyfriend, Tendai. She looked at me and said, “Sugar please, don’t say anything. If you have to cough, then cough into the pillow please or get out of the room”. I rolled my eyes and sort of agreed. For the first minute or two, I could hear him loud and clear on the phone and he asked her what she was up to. I whispered loudly, “she is licking my exhaust, homeboy”.. She looked at me, mouth wide opened in shock and she immediately hung up the phone. We both burst out laughing.

At this point we were laughing our asses off. She then picked up the phone, called him, and placed her hand over my mouth. He answered as soon as it rang, sounded upset and rudely asked her kuti “what the hell happened and what’s so funny”? The way he said it sounded even more funny so I fought her hand away from my mouth and whispered loudly once again, “you are funny, home boy”. She quickly hung up the phone and switched it completely off.

She then sat on top of me, playfully hit me and we both started laughing again. She was like, “I have to call him back and don’t say anything this time..promise me”. I asked her what she was going to tell him and she said was just gonna say that her had phone died and that she had just put it back on the charger. So as she turned it back on, I unbuttoned her top and gently started squeezing her boobs. She called him back, told him her phone battery was giving her issues and that she had just put it back on the charger.
They started talking about something. I forgot what it was because I zoned out for a minute. My mind was fixated on her boobs. I had squeezed her boobs against each other, trying to get the nipples as close to each other as possible. I guess I wanted to turn them into a giant nipple! Dont ask why, but I was just doing stuff. She had dark thick nipples that got hard whenever I played with them and that shit always turns me on. I pulled her towards me and began to lick and suck her nipples. She put the phone on loud speaker, placed it by the side board, held the back of my head and smothered my face with her boobs.

I started running my hands all over her ass, thighs and rubbing her wet pussy. She started kissing me, sucking my tongue in between her responses to the boyfriend. She licked my nipples and chest. I had a finger up her pussy. She then slid her hand into my boxers, whipped out my erect dick, which was wet with pre cum and rubbed it all over her pussy. She was squeezing the pre cum out of my dick and then rubbing it onto her clit. She sat on it, managed to get the tip of my dick in her pussy and started grinding. I whispered to her to continue talking to him. For some strange reason, it turned me on. I tell you, it feels good being naughty with someone’s woman. She put him on, put the phone on mute and placed it on the bed. She then got up, sat on my face and started grinding her wet pussy all over my face. She was grinding hard, and even had my nose in her pussy at one point! She then ordered me to stick my tongue into her pussy, held the back of my head and pulled my face into her pussy. It was rough, but it felt good.
She got back on the phone and started talking to him. He was talking about taking her to some classy restaurant or some shit like that.

I rolled her over and began to give her a back massage. I heard the boyfriend say, “what’s your with you? You are being weird today”. Bwa ha ha, if he only knew! She told him that she was removing her makeup and she was getting sleepy. Lmao. By the way, he talked too much about nothing or just kept quiet and taking deep breaths. I heard so much silence while they were on the phone, like she would actually have to keep the conversation going.

So, back to the massage. I started at the back of her neck and gave her kisses all the way down to her spine, and then licked all the way back up to her neck. I was definitely getting a response out of her but, she still held on to that phone. She was visibly horny and even the tone of her voice had changed. She sounded “weak” and was letting out moans. She spread her legs, lifted her butt up, looked at me and sort of signalled for me to penetrate her wet pussy. She started to back her ass on me. I looked at her pussy and the sight of her erect clit made me want to suck on it. I wanted her to keep talking to him whilst I ate her pussy. When she started moaning, he asked her what was going on and she told him that she was stretching.
I then pulled her ass towards me, in doggy, arched her back, spread her butt cheeks apart and slowly slid my dick into her. I plunged in every inch and as it slowly disappeared into her pussy, her body was trembling and she was pulling & biting the bed linen. I could tell she was about to orgasm. I buried my entire dick into her right to the base and her pussy farted. I slowly pulled it out just leaving the tip inside. It was WET! WET WET! I slid it back in again and then she picks up the phone, hits him with, “oh shit..hello Tendai, sorry I gotta go”, hangs up the phone and switches it off! What followed next were screams, squirting everywhere and “revenge sex”…




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What Women Like About Doggy

Today, I’m going to give you a few Doggystyle tips.  I think I have talked about this position a lot over the years so today I’m going to try to say something I’ve never said before. I’ll dive straight into it.. This post will be all over the place because WordPress keeps crashing and I’m not in the right frame of mind to post a story with a nice flow to it.. Anyhoo, lemme get into it.

So, why do most women love Doggy?

• Because it is one of those positions that makes her feel like she’s getting properly fucked. Getting bent over like that, being spanked, having no control, having her hair pulled and you thrusting into her making that PA PA PA sound (a.k.a tapping the ass) feels pretty awesome psychologically.

• Your dick feels awesome for her because it enters at an unusual angle.

• If you have big balls, they could slap against her pussy and that can act as ‘extra stimulation’, besides it just feels nice for her.



• The penetration is deep. You need to be careful during Doggy because some women won’t be able to handle deep penetration. Some pussies become “shallow” during doggy..

• and she loves it because she does not want you to see her facial expressions…



Look at the way he’s pressing her head into the mattress. Obviously he is not pressing it down hard as if he’s pinning a burglar, but there is some sort of pressure there that’s enjoyable for her. You can see that she’s enjoying because she has her arms spread out in total submission. Doggy is all about roughness, but you MUST make sure that there is gentleness in the ‘roughness’. Don’t lose your head and NEVER COPY THE LEVEL OF ROUGHNESS YOU SEE IN PORN MOVIES.


I tend to..

  • grab the back of her neck
  • grab her shoulders
  • grab her hips
  • grab onto her thighs
  • grip onto her butt
  • digging my fingers into her butt (in my experience, this usually makes her cum)
  • spank her butt
  • pull her hair
  • grab onto her tits
  • rub her clit..
  • do long strokes especially when her pussy is really wet. The dick just slides in an out easily and when I plunge all of it in her, her pussy farts, and that shit turns me on.
  • By the way, NEVER get angry or annoyed when your woman’s pussy farts during sex. She can’t control it neither can you so just keep fucking her and REASSURE her that EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT and that you LOVE the farting/squishy sound her pussy is making. Your woman MUST ALWAYS feel comfortable around you, especially when it comes to sex..

Gosh, I think I have said enough. Apologies about this post because its all over the place. Just take the tips and apply to your session and then come back here with feedback. Even when I write a jumbled up post, there is still some very good tips lol. As usual, I don’t check for grammatical errors and spelling mistakes, so you should auto correct them yourself as you read..



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Eat Pussy, It’s Organic: Part 2

Ndeipi folks. I hope you are all good. I’m fine.

So, today, I’m just gonna say a few things about eating pussy. I’m not even going to bother to check up on what I wrote about eating pussy last time. I’m just gonna try to say stuff I haven’t said before so I’ll jump straight into it.

Firstly… after you have done all the touching and kissing etc.

• Make sure she’s lying on her back, all comfortable..

• Don’t take the panties off just yet. Make sure they are still on and fully covering her pussy..

• Now spread her legs wide open..

• start by kissing or rubbing her thighs.. Don’t touch the pussy, just tease her..

• pay attention to her breathing and body movements. Too much body movements can mean kuti she is not comfortable yet. If you act nervous or disgusted, you might easily put her off and she might not enjoy whatever you are trying to do..

• Rub and kiss her pussy through the panties. Kiss, rub or lick the area dangerously close to the pussy..

• when she’s ready, remove her panties. Do it slowly..

• Now that her pussy is on full display, start by licking around it slowly and gently. Lick all over. Make sure your tongue is moist so that it ‘slides and glides’ nicely all over her pussy. Don’t make it too sloppy.

• Lick the clit. Be gentle with it.


• The whole point of starting off gently and slowly is to build up sensation. You cant just start at 200km per hour. Relax, lick and allow her to gradually enjoy your tongue.

• Most women like a bit of spit on their pussy so give her a good spit. Well, I guess I should say all the women I have been with love it. You must make it a point to get to know your woman. You should know what she enjoys and what she doesn’t. You must ask all these questions during your convos. It’s called COMMUNICATION and it’s very important in any relationship.

• You should also know beforehand if she enjoys getting her exhaust licked. Some women freak out when you lick the exhaust (booty hole, arsehole). It’s funny I say this but I tend to just lick it without asking. The trick is to get your tongue dangerously close to the exhaust…then give it a quick two or three licks…and then wait for the reaction. Don’t look at her. Just close your eyes (and keep your ears open) and concentrate on licking her pussy. If she says nothing, keep repeating it until you are 100% sure that permission has been granted.

• hold the back of her knees and spread her legs as you lick her. That seems to drive women crazy.


• You can stick your tongue in her pussy if you want. I don’t know why but most women seem to enjoy that. Maybe they feel ‘powerful’ knowing that your tongue is in her and that turns them on. I’m yet to do my research on that.

• When eating her pussy, eat it like its the last time you see one, and by that I dont mean get all violent with it. Just give her a very good lick. Ask her what she likes and how she wants it.

• During licking, if she says, “right there” or “dont stop”, it means “keep doing what you are doing right there. dont slow down, speed up, change or move, just keep doing exactly what you are doing“..

I have run out of things to say so I’m signing out… If I have things to add, I will just update this post..



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What He Feels When He Cums


I will do a question & answer interview thingy so you can get it. In short, I want to make it easy for you to understand what I’m saying.

Here goes…

Adina Shebeen: Hello Sugar, how are you, you pornographically pornographic horny dog?

SDD: Huh?? Sorry, I didn’t understand what you just said there, Adina, can you repeat please. Just say it in plain English.

Adina Shebeen: I said hie!

SDD: Oh hie, I’m fine, thanks and yourself?

Adina Shebeen: Bla bla bla. Listen, I need to know exactly what a guy feels when he is ejaculating. I mean, what does it feel like?

SDD: Okay.

Adina Shebeen: Does it hurt? I ask because every guy looks like he is in pain when ejaculating. Some guys scream. You even said that you roar! Is it painful? Is there some sort of pain?

SDD: No! There is no pain whatsoever. I roar because its just too good. Your man screams because its too good. It feels very, very good.


Adina Shebeen: Okay, take me through the process. How does it feel when you are about to ejaculate? What happens? What do you feel? What triggers ejaculation?

SDD: I think every guy is wired differently so I will speak for myself.

What triggers it?? I have a sensitive dick head, you see, so if she cums as I’m fucking her, I will easily feel the warmth of her pussy juices on my dick head. The warmth of her cum juices feels warmer than the usual pussy juices, so that’s enough to trigger ejaculation.

Adina Shebeen: Not the answer I was looking for but I guess its good for now. How do you feel when you are about to ejaculate? How do you know kuti its about to go down?

SDD: Well, with me,  the good feeling starts off in my head as well as my toes. It travels from my head down to the dick, and at the same time, it also travels from my toes via the legs up to my dick.

Adina Shebeen: Gosh, so it’s like the feelings are headed for an accident on your dick?

SDD: Yes, its like that. So, its as if the feelings will be heading for a collision on my dick.

Adina Shebeen: Okay. How do these feelings feel? What does your body go through? Do you ejaculate right there and then?

SDD: It feels amazing! My whole body becomes warm.  Actually, its as if the feelings are warm, and as they travel throughout your body, that warmth feels amazing. I think the temperature even rises for those seconds. My dick becomes even bigger and fatter. As the feelings start to build up, I automatically start fucking her harder and faster. I don’t know why but it just happens.

Adina Shebeen: Then BOOM, you start cumming lol?

SDD: Yes, sorta like that. Before cumming, my dick becomes all really sensitive. I start to make noise. The noises become louder with each trust and I  begin to lose my rhythm. If she cums at this point, and if her warm juices hit my dick head, I will get even louder or even scream…and then I erupt!

Adina Shebeen: So how does it feel when you are ejaculating? What will your body be going through?

SDD: AMAZING!!!! My entire body will be sensitive, from the head right down to my toes. I can’t describe the feeling. Its just too good.

Ejaculating feels nice. It feels good as my jizz (sperm) is traveling via the pipes. It feels even better when the jizz comes out. This is when my eyes roll. There is no better feeling. When I’m really horny, I shoot out loads of it. It’s that “aaaaah” moment. My dick head gets bigger.

SDD cumming

Adina Shebeen: Interesting. So does it hurt a bit?

SDD: No. Not a single bit. Its not supposed to.

Adina Shebeen: Okay, thanks. I think that’s all I need to know.

SDD: Ok. So….



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