Smallhouse

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Author: Adina Shebeen
Publishers: Svirorist!
Copyright Protected 2013.
Based on a true story.

Akavhura zip yangu ndokutora mboro yangu ndokuimedza yese mukanwa sekuti yakanga yakarara hayo,
ndokutamba nayo achinanzvirira kunge sweet zvinyoro nyoro zvainyerekedza. Ainge achatoimedza zvese nemachende achitenderedza mumukanwa.Yakatanga ku vhita irimukati ndokutanga kumira.
Mwana vevanhu akatanga kutamba ne zvidya zvangu achikwiza nenzara uku achindiblower.Mboro yakatanga kumira iye akati nayo kuisvisvina kunge chisweet chiya chinonzi lollipop.Mudyiro wemboro wemusi uyu wakanga wakapenga ahh regai ndipengereke hangu .Mboro yangu yakamukira mukanwa make kusvikira yanyatsomira isasakwane nekuti panoti size wo ndinapo.

Akatanga kulicka shaft yeblambi kunge munhu arikunanzva ice cream apa achichemerera kunge kakatsi kaniwa nemvura .Yakanga yamira yatarisa kuguvhu rangu yachiti tsinga tande tande. Akadzika nayo shaft yangu ndokuenda kumachende. Aiti akatora one jende nerurimi rwake obva asvisvina riri mukanwa achiita tea bagging .
Ndakarasa njere.Kuita pe -pe -pe -Mwana ndaimuda mhani aindibata panonaka.Achindinakira panonaka.
Ndakanzwa uronyo huchimhanya kuuya ndiye tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa !!!!!!!
“Happy birthday honey !! Akadaro Mai Lovemore Jr,achimedza uronyo .
“Oh !, I had even forgotten it was my birthday thanks Hun”I said

I had left home early that day because Mai Lavhu had just said I needed to come early . Being the Proverbs woman she had wanted to give me my birthday present together with Lovemore Jnr before he left for nursery …yes the boy our boy was named after me and that had always been my wish to name my son Lovemore but my wife Chiedza wanted her mother to name our child instead .
Mai Lavhu was my Smallhouse this is where my joy began and ended this is where i met peace and tranquility then I went to that miserable house to sleep.
All my relatives now knew ……the secret was out .
Even My Dad The Pastor who I had expected most resistance from sympathised with me .My mum and Chiedza had never clicked from day one which makes you think mum is always right .
I had paid lobola for Mai Lavhu and had made her future secure so that If anything happened to me she would not face that miserable woman Chiedza with her virginity story .Even this house and the cars here were in Mai Lavhus name .
Divorce was out of question that neurotic woman had promised me death noise and destruction and from experience she didn’t break any promises .
Why was I in this situation ?u may ask…

Before you blame me ,hear me out ..Here is my story;-

I had managed a successful story or is it ?be the judge.
I grew up in a strong Christian home with christian morals ..loving God and all he represents graduated with Honours from the then prestigious University of Zimbabwe .Did my Masters part time and at twenty five I was a man among men who matter .
I Worked for Olivine Industries as an Electrical Engineer ….at this point and time kalife kaisparker I had no stress.
Company car ….a duplex flat in the Avenues ..money to burn …any girl I wanted EEGh!!!!money is power if you have money women are the least of your problems vakadzi pamari vanenge nhunzi padhodhi …….unotodzinga.
Akomana ukaona wakutsvaga maprofessional hookers then you know you living the life .Affording to rent a hooker …This Is it ,,!!!

At twenty eight ……old folk started….it was always …”Lovemore ngaachiroora nhandi vedu “..you want me to die ndisina kubata muzukuru wangu here ?..my mother was now singing it like a national anthem . At that point I was dating Chido a computer programmer with NCR good chimoko heavy figure
Xtra large mhata …full house matinji..but heyy mileage had gone anga afamba major and mboro dzaanga awona dzanga dzawanda . Mwana ainaka hake iyeye aigara achindisurisa nekunakirwa .She had a major in blow jobbing. aidya hake mboro wena.Cowgirl aiva shasha ndaisvirwa kusvika gotsi rati papata kuoma .
Ndaiti kana ndomusvira uronyo hwaiita kunga uri kutushuka uchishooter panze
We had good bedroom ethics and chemistry imi…tainakirana … i did all I knew Naye iye akandidzidzisa zvimwe we would fuck the whole day stopping to eat then starting again sexual marathons we used to call it .
At times mboro yangu would bruise nekusvira chete .The chemistry was out of this world .She was a good cook and dressed really well .Wifey qualities…
But kwete yaisava candidate yekuState house ndevekumaDistricts anaChido ava anokuhurira wamuroora.She was my mum’ s favourite and she never ceased to tell me kuti …” Uchamufunga musikana uyu .”I gave her the mother of heartbreaks when i decided to end it
I lived to regret…… this was the worst decision of my life .

Neboys dzangu we always used to discuss these things and we all agreed munzwa wekuroora ivirgin mhandara izere. So I got myself a virgin a born again christian aipinda AFM .We had a massive wedding u know …talk of Kambuzuma .A twenty year old Chiedza ndakatushura ndikatumbura ndega and it pained me to see her cry my sweet innocent baby .She could not walk for days poor soul after ndamuboora.
So there i had it recipe for happiness my virgin ..eight years my junior she was a secretary at Edgar’s First Street .
I would train her myself kwete kuwana
a road runner sana Chido.

Well my innocent lovely Chiedza got us two lovely kids one boy and a girl …daddy’s apple .I loved my kids to death and loved my wife for life.
We now had a lovely house on one acre in Chisipite with lush gardens and a pool .Was cruising in a Hi-Rider Land Cruiser …Life was supposed to be great but was it ??

From outside every thing looked fine but come inside there was chaos .
Mheremhere chaiyo.
Our marriage seemed to be at a standstill whilst every other aspect of my life blossomed my marriage remained at its infancy .
Confused ? Yes u don’t understand .
Lemme break it down for you ..
My wife remained the virgin that I persuaded ,,coerced ,bribed ,blackmailed and sweet talked into having sex on our honeymoon the first night of marriage.The day I took her virginity .She did not mature, improve ,change ,she did not learn ,she did not become a woman she remained a girl .she loved saying ..””ndiwe wakandibvisa humhandara”” and heee !Virginity yangu ….ndiwe wakanditanga ehh vakithi…this and that ….sighs! sighs !!yawn ……grrrrh!!!
Every two to three days I would get that line …
oh how I wish there was a shop for hymens I would buy hers back and give it back to her so that I would have my life back .Age wise I think she also stopped growing because tell me what’s the purpose of a wife apart from being dicked??a wife anosvirwa. Beche nderei kana risinga iswe ??my dear wedded wife was so deluded she thought it was for display or something women used to get stuff from their husbands .

She loved being innocent I think in her psyche she even believed she was still a virgin.kubonyora here wakaroora,???
Every night It was a cat and mouse game me begging …her withholding she loved the power she yielded over me with her pussy.
She enjoyed crushing my spirit ,she was so naive she did not for a moment think that what she denied me I could get elsewhere .She got advanced and learnt the art of barter trade …or emotional blackmail ” Buy me a new car or u won’t climb on top of me or buy me that Shoe in Alcatraz..!!”and so it continued until I just lost interest.
These days at times I would not even beg I would drink myself to sleep .
And believe it or not in the ten years of misery i never cheated .Not once .

Communication I tried .Well I got in books ,magazines ,movies
Tried talking to her Tete who also spoke with her and in front of every one she would promise change and as soon as we were alone it was another story .I sought divine intervention and gave up trying .I just lost interest .

I lost weight I became miserable my work suffered . Zvinorwadza sei kuona nyama daily uchidyiswa nelacto?
We had a maid who was mature who had been with us for years .She was like family now . Obviously she saw the strain in me .Mai Tatenda spoke to me one day and funny enough I found myself confiding in her.She understood
And counselled me to be patient . From that day she became my confidante .

My Dear Darling Wife Chiedza had a new routine ….going to this church convention every weekend ..Friday to Sunday I know it was a ploy to escape sex . I was now a habitual drinker and it so happened on this fated Friday I came home drunk and got my self in quietly did not want to wake up the kids
I crept into the blankets and Lo !!!and behold Chiedza was in .Surprised and excited in my drunkenness …
I started touching her and Dear holy Jews !!!she was responding ..alleluia..!!
At this point I decided to hit it whilst still hot my dick could not believe such luck
I slowly inserted my cock in her pussy expecting to be jumped any minute but no yakatopinda yese …listen for resistance ….none …??
Ndakangoti koirei koirei …neshock,
Ndakakasika kutunda semunhu anga agarisa.but ndakanakigwa.
I woke up for second round ndakaona ahh !!chikapa charohwa this one ndikati ndonzi Lovhu lemme show her what i am made of ..!ndakabva ndati isei mubeche pfee ndiye ndii ndakadaro
zvikanzi aaaaaaaaaaaa ndichibva ndaburitsa ndokumufongoresa
Imi midzimu haipe kairi idya zvese
Ndakasekerera ndichipinza mboro
mubeche. Ndakatora gumbo rake
ndokuritsikisa pabed ndokumusvira akafongora in doggy. Akomana ndakapisa chinhu mboro yakarova bhinzi sebhinzi at a 45 degree angle apo ndichikwiza kabhinzi iye akatunda atundazve achichemerera,.
Ndakazoizvomora ndokutumutundira musana.I managed two more rounds ka ko …Xmas comes once a year .
Miracles happen to those who pray or
Good things to those who wait ?
Mheno!!

Ndakamuka ndine kafeel good factor
a sense of euphoria kanenge kemukomana atanga kusvira for the first time .
I turned around to say ,”, Thanks honey that was a pleasant surprise ”
Ndakarovera musoro kumadziro and oh !this is spozd to be our Dralon headboard….???Wait a minute …
Am I in the wrong room or what ??and who is besides me ??
Mai Tatenda.( the maid )
Shiiit!!!!!

Yes shit happens…!! Shit happens …!to start with I was in the wrong room which means i had fucked the maid yes the maid didnt stop me but maybe she wanted it maybe if I hadnt been starved
I wouldn’t have been drunk ….???
so who was guilty here?
who do we blame?
And anyway guilty of what ?
If someone picks up something you have lost are they stealing ?
Or maybe they use something you were not using ?
Or maybe they want something of yours that you don’t really want ?
Or u leave your sadza in the fridge someone sees it uneaten for days and then decides to eat it are they wrong ,?
Is this fate ???……
tell you what ,Sweetie …as an Engineer I am practical I deal with laws and formulas I never used to believe in fate .
I started believing in fate that day .

Mai Tatenda graduated to my lover from that day then later to my wife . We worked it out that for everyone’s safety she remains a public secret I take care of her as a second wife . Ava vevirginity they can remain muvirigo for life takungotarisa .lmfao!!!
Ungashushwe kubvisa pant iko kunevanogara vakabhisa pant .?A man needs sex to thrive and if women out there are delusional withholding sex for favours or material gains then one day is one day .
Men should also realise virginity does not guarantee happiness like in my case it brought headaches .Well every case is different but choose a wife who you can live with Saints are difficult to live with …..too good for this earth .
I eventually got a Smallhouse with a child out of wedlock but found my happiness then.
Muchidimbu …Am now a very happy man.I come to Chiedza to sleep after sex with my wife who knows the duties of a wife .

Rest is history .

19 thoughts on “Smallhouse

  1. Vakadzi vanorelaxer time time manje ndiro ikatanga kurohwa kunze zvatoipa cz kumba kunenge kusisadzokeke,ende vekunze vanopa chikapa chese big time

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    • Have you tried counselling from her people aunt …sister or church Pastor ?
      Whilst small houses provide relief they carry a risk of AIDS money problems hapana hure risingadi mari….
      And eventually divorce ……it’s always the children who suffer .
      Try talking first ,,,,

      Sugar Dick Dupree

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  2. HI SHEBEEN N SUGAR DICK, GREAT JOB YOU ARE DOING.ONE BIG ISSUE I HAVE WITH YOU IS DA LINGO .
    NOTE YOU HAVE AN AFRICAN FOLLOWING BUT YOU NARRATE MOST OF YOU STORES IN YOUR OWN LINGO. YET THE WHOLE OF AFRICA IS HOOKED ON YOUR WEB.
    YOUR LINGO HAS SAME WORDS LIKE MINE BUT MEANINGS DIFFER.
    AM AMUNTU FROM UGANDA.I PICK SOME WORDS BUT I DONT KNOW IF THE MEANING IS DA SAME.
    PLIZ NARRATE IN QUEEN’S LINGO,THERE WE SHELL ALL ENJOY.
    BY THE WE ALSO HAVE A SUGER DICK IN UGANDA , HE IS NOT SO DATRAILED LIKE YOU. BUT SHE IS GOOD, WRITES AS IF SHE IS A GUY MAN TALK N STUFF.
    BLESSED.

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  3. ini I am always horny hubby anondinyima. he was a virgin I was not… ndoda mboooorrrooooo. ndiri mai veruwadzano kuti nditsvage kumwe hazviite… heeeeelllllppppp

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  4. lots of men leave home to marry and be free of stress of hiding but wen denied sex at home the wife is responcible for her loss tru she loses out to small house who give you any which way you want ps good narration enjoyed reading it

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