BLOW JOB DON’TS!

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Inspired by an ex girlfriend.. Maybe some girl here might find this useful..

BLOW JOB DONT’S!

– Don’t bite me! Akakuudza kuti mboro inorumwa ndiani?!
– Don’t softly blow cold air on my dick..It’s very silly and it does nothing for me.
– Don’t try to put Vicks on me please! That’s very, very stupid and it gets itchy! Only the devil knows where you get that stupid idea from kuti Vicks makes everything lekker. Vicks ndeye vane flu not yekuzora pamboro! Unokuvadza munhu!
– Don’t choke my dick, inopera power!
– Don’t pull down the skin so hard, it hurts and I won’t enjoy it!
– Don’t get all violent with my dick head..its a sensitive thing!
– Don’t pinch my balls!
– Don’t bite my balls!
– Don’t suck my balls zviri violent!
– Don’t suck my dick violently, Its just uncalled for,besides zvinorwadza!
– Iye akakuudza kuti mboro inongosvipirwa-svipirwa zvisina art ndiani ko??????????????!!!!
– Don’t press your thumb against my exhaust because its uncomfortable!

Lindiwe, ndirikutaura newe..Yes, this really is aimed at you. You are my ex and I liked you a lot but wakapotsa wandiuraya nema funny tricks awaiita pamboro yangu that night uchifunga kuti ndaizvi enjoyer. Akakuudza kuti mboro inoitwa zvekunge irikuda kudzurwa ndiani iyeye? Heh?!

Kana vanatete ndizvo zvamuri ku teacher vana vevaridzi ku Chinamwari ka, please, tikwanirei se mari yema rocko bun.
Imbwa dzevanhu.

Nxa!

Ane nharo ngaa inboxe Sugar Dick Dupree!

Chupeti

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