You never say this to a Woman

by yours truly Adina


There are a few guarantees in life, but this much we can say with certainty: The sun rises in the east, death comes to us all, and you will – at one time or another – suddenly find yourself in the midst of a blazing fight with your girlfriend without even realising it.

Many of us have been there. One minute you’re having a conversation, maybe a minor argument, but that’s OK; it’s all under control. Then you say something – a word or passing comment, something relatively harmless, or so you think – and it sets her off. As soon as it leaves your lips, the air changes, and there’s no easy way back.

There are some things men should never say to women …
this list is inexhaustible but these are the the suicidal ones ;-

yes it actually has a zero this list
“Ndikakubata iwewe ndichakusvira..”
“I will fuck u till your pussy smokes “
Literally translated by me Adina means I fuck better than all the porn stars put together ….or
I have a dick twice bigger than Mandingos
That statement makes her think you fuck at the speed of lightning and for two hours straight …twenty orgasms guaranteed…too high expectations always meet with least satisfaction set the bar too high____!!!The problem is you can’t so drop it !!
NEVER SAY IT not EVEN AT XMAS unless maybe you really can.?!


HANDICHAKUDE…”it’s over___wtf??!!!
Well need I explain ??
This is the mother of donts
This is an unforgivable sin
This lasts a lifetime and a girl never forgives mkomana akamuramba if she can she will hit back and believe me panorwadza.
Never say it …clever men act they just do zvinorambisa drive her to say it iye not you…rambwa iwewe just remember a woman scorned……
Nuff said…

Are you really going to eat all that?”
Or baby you starving yourself ….
Whichever extreme she is ….
Your girlfriend is, by definition, as light as a feather and nimble as a ballerina. To so much as whisper a hint of the notion that she might be, you know, otherwise, is to risk paying a price as heavy as you suspect her to be. In fact, avoid the topic of food altogether if you can.

Only unless u are proper fucking her like a real “bitch “otherwise never ever say it
The B word is like the N word: Unless you’ve been appropriately oppressed, you don’t get to use it. You might be able to pull off an ironic Snoop Dogg-style “beeeyatch,” so long as you’re smiling as you say it. But to say “b*tch” with any kind of intent is to pull the pin out of a grenade.

3. “

My ex used to … ”
Anything you say with the words “my ex” in it will be held against you in a court of law, as it should. Of course it’s natural to compare your girlfriends, but keep it to yourself. There are inside thoughts and outside thoughts. This belongs firmly to the former category.

4. “

You always do that”
One sure way to escalate a minor tiff into a nuclear showdown is to use words like “never” and “always”. They’re too sweeping to be true, so you’ll not only upset her, but also give her the opportunity to prove you wrong and seize the higher ground. And it tends to drag every other argument you’ve had into your present one, which is like rehashing all the worst parts of your relationship all at once.

5. “

You sound just like your mother”
This is million dollar never !!
Don’t compare her to her mother. Or her sister, for that matter. You don’t know those people like she does, and you don’t know the full complexity of their relationships. And anyway, everyone wants an independent identity, separate and distinct from their family members.

6. “

Yeah, she’s hot”ain’t she ,,,?
Chances are she lured you in with an innocent question, like, “Do you think she’s cute?” shrugging her shoulders like it wouldn’t matter either way. But don’t be fooled. You must lie quickly and reflexively. Whether it’s a girl in a magazine, a Facebook friend, a waitress — whoever — the answer is always no. In fact, you win extra points for casually finding fault in her the closer you look. Watch your girlfriend light up as you say, “Is it me, or is her nose a bit too big?? .”??

7. “

What’s up with your hair?”
Her hair looks great and it suits her perfectly. She’s allowed to have a bad hair day, but you’re not allowed to notice. For girls, hair isn’t just hair.if you think she lacks in the style department
A way of suggesting otherwise is to take her to the salon pay for a hairstyle not once she won’t notice …all the time.

8. “
The thing about “relax” is __it dramatically reduces the chances of her relaxing. The same goes for “chill” and “calm down.” Here’s an alternative: “I can see how you would feel that way.” It takes a Zen master to actually use it in the heat of combat, but it’s there if you need it.

9. “
Is this your time of the month?”
Even if it is, you’re not to mention it. Your role is to pretend that her menstrual cycle has no effect on her tendency to shriek and stamp and then burst into tears for no reason whatsoever. In this matter, you must occupy the high ground and show pity. Indulge her delusion that she is not in fact deranged by hormones and that she’s making a valid point. The moment will pass.

10. “
I love you”
I know what you’re thinking. This is supposed to be the magic pill, the cure-all, the instant fix. But the thing about the L word is that it sends women into a heightened sense of awareness.She actually starts looking at wedding dresses and baby clothes Say it only if you mean it .avoid it if you don’t mean it

who wants You ?”/anokudawo ndiani??
Dare a woman and you are as good as dead …never dare a woman she will try it women are not competitive by nature but challenge her femininity and she will bed the President just to prove a point .

Haunake or hauna Kunaka …you are not gud in bed
Has similar results to above statement _11
This one z actually worse she will go for your best friend or father or both..just to spite you.

Women are not complicated they just need you to say the right words…

All my love..!


3 thoughts on “You never say this to a Woman

  1. Adina u very right. I once made that mistake. I had fucked the girl over the weekend so haana kubatika for two days saka ndakazosangana neshamwari yake and I asked her kuti imbwa yaunochifamba nayo iripi. Within 30 minutes akange ave pamap. Ndakashurwa zvekuti vepamba pandaigara were shocked with the sordid details dzaakange achindishaudha nadzo.



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